WOW how this post was supposed to be something totally different... Now its just sad.. It was supposed to tell the story of how on my first date with Mr Monkey Face, we got drunk and I was super hungry and he offered me some slowcooker pork but forgot to take out the bones and … Continue reading PORK BONES
Tag: FOOD
CAKE
YOU PICK ME UP AND DROP ME LIKE CRUMBS FROM A CAKE AND I AM TASTY AND YOU KNOW IT SO I LEFT MYSELF TO BAKE AND I AM A FOOLÂ FOR EVER HANDING YOU MY ASS ON A PLATE FORGETTING I AM A 12 COURSE MEAL WAS ALWAYS YOUR MISTAKE